Why the Protestant decline?
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- February
- 27
So the big Pew Forum study showed that only 51 percent of Americans identity themselves as Protestants these days.
The always-funny Onion asked some “ordinary people:”
Since the 1980s, the percentage of Americans who identify themselves as Protestant has dropped from two-thirds to just 51 percent. What do you think?
One answer:
Katla Mirk,
Attorney at Law
“Then I’m really proud of my law firm’s commitment to diversity.”
And the second:
Bryan Goudiva,
Systems Analyst
“And that 1 percent edge is all I need to be self-righteous and judgmental.”
Oh, heck, here’s the third and last:
Sam Fischer,
Heating and Cooling Installer
“That’s because everyone started doing yoga and eating weird beans and stuff.”
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The world of religion, we don't have to tell you, is vast. The purpose of this blog is for Stern to note, flag and comment on some of the more interesting religious developments on the scene – weighty and quirky, somber and laughable, far away and just down the road. He won't interpret Scripture, take sides in conflicts or judge anyone. But he will take advantage of the journalist's license to observe.





